Parler, AWS, and the ACLU

January 12, 2021

Parler, AWS, and the ACLU Parler was recently kicked off AWS, and as of this writing is currently offline. I would be fairly surprised if we see it come back online anytime soon. I was only mildly surprised to see the ACLU step in to make arguments on Parler’s behalf, but not that surprised. Free Speech law and general advocacy almost universally involves defending speech that is either unpopular or said by repulsive people; popular speech is rarely first up to be banned.…more

Two Open Source Models

April 10, 2020

Two Open Source Models I have repeatedly seen clashes between users and maintainers of open source projects over who “owes” whom what, and I believe that these clashes come from a difference in mental models that are not explicitly stated. These clashes result in hurt feelings and the occasional accusation of entitlement or elitism, exacerbating the problem. The heart of this disagreement can be simplified as such: are open source maintainers giving a free gift to the community, or are they fulfilling a role that comes with privileges and expectations?…more

New Series

April 1, 2020

Today I’m going to start a new series of blog posts unrelated to my typical programming affair. This is actually an out-growth of a prior failed attempt to create a podcast, and if this series proves popular enough I might try again. So, why am I doing this? Well, obviously this is partly a response to being quarantined 24/7 during the Coronavirus pandemic in early 2020. Without the ability to leave the house, there is only so many video games that a given person can play without slowly losing their mind.…more

I Don't Like Slack

March 9, 2019

Introduction Ready for a bit of tech heresy? I really don’t like Slack. I know that I’m going to get some blow-back on this one. Slack is extremely popular, to the point of near religious devotion at times. To give you an idea of how popular Slack tends to be, the main complaint that I have noticed around is about the quality of their desktop client, not the service itself. And while I too like to complaint about Slack memory usage, I have more bones to pick with the service itself than I do with their desktop client.…more

False Novelty

December 19, 2018

Introduction The internet is starting to worry me. This is a problem for me. I make my money on the internet, and I also spend a lot of time on it for entertainment. Beginning to worry about the internet is a bit like looking at your pet kitten and realizing that those tiger stripes are real and not merely an adorable coloration. It’s a slow growing fear that you might be living with something much more dangerous than you thought.…more

No You Probably Don't Need a Blockchain

February 21, 2018

On Bitcoins and Blockchains Oh Bitcoin, the darling of everyone’s economic dreams. Some think it’ll destroy the fed, others hope it’ll kill off the big banks. Some just think it’s going to make them rich, others go as far as hoping it’ll kill off governments completely. Whatever you happen to hate, Bitcoin is coming to destroy it! All of this is complete nonsense, of course. There are enough mutually exclusive dreams about Bitcoin that it’s clear that not all of them can come true, possibly even the hopes of easy riches given its unpredictable volatility.…more

MDC and Threadpools

September 1, 2017

Well written web services must have clear and easy to follow logs. Without good logs a programmer will be unable to diagnose or reproduce problems that might arise. And while many systems will keep logs in their reverse proxy like Nginx, a well written system will also have application/domain specific logs written within the application itself. A common goal of application logs is to tie a given log line to a specific request.…more

Java Without If

January 26, 2017

Over the past year my team has been doing something shocking to a lot of engineers: we’re favoring pure Java over Clojure. We aren’t rewriting all our Clojure code, but we definitely prefer Java for green field projects. This post is not going to be a compare and contrast between the two, nor am I going to bash Clojure. Language compare and contrast posts always descend into flame wars, and it’s very easy to confuse the result of hard lessons learned with the benefits of a new language.…more

My Increasing Frustration With Clojure

June 11, 2016

Edit: TL;DR: This is about how bugs in Clojure are handled by the Clojure Team, not just complaints about specific bugs I’ve seen. First off, this is not a “I’m quiting in disgust” post. Those are childish and a waste of everyone’s time. But this is a post of frustration as I watch something I really like being slowly allowed to get worse. First off, some history. My first job out of College was in Common Lisp, and I love/hated it.…more

Integrating test.check and Javascript

September 25, 2014

Introduction I was recently on The Cognicast with Craig Andera where we discussed using Generative Testing on a large non-Clojure(script) codebase, in particular Ruby on Rails and Backbonejs. If you haven’t listened to the show yet I highly recommend it first. As I promised on the show, I’d like to share how we used Test.Check to test our Backbone.js code base. Our overall strategy for testing Javascript is going to be:…more